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DID YOU KNOW…
That eels can’t feel rage? It’s true! Try ticking an eel off - no cuss words!

 

DID YOU KNOW…
In 1879, an Australian weightlifter named Marstorius Barnaby Jonesborough claimed the still-undefeated world record for most atoms split by hand? It’s certainly a glowing achievement!

 

DID YOU KNOW…
At any given second, your skin is absorbing up to one full shot of whiskey from the ambient whiskey particle content in the air? Holy cow!!

 

DID YOU KNOW…
Every time a crazy old lady yells at a dog, an angel has to oil it’s wings? It’s wasteful to yell at dogs! They don’t know anyways.

 

DID YOU KNOW…
Don’t wrestle a bear.

 

DID YOU KNOW…
If you want to lose your girlfriend, play some 2 Live Crew at her! Bachelor lifestyle, AHOOOOOOYYYYY

 

DID YOU KNOW…
Uncle Mo Diddly needs somewhere to stay. You should let him stay on your couch.

 

DID YOU KNOW…
A gin and tonic is not a substitute for antivenom! Careful all you snake hunters!

ABOUT COOL UNCLE
MO DIDDLY:

Mo Diddly is a 45-year-old Factologist from Topeka, Ohio! No relation to Topeka, Kansas! He likes snakes and beer and loud music. He is a pitiable man. Please give uncle Mo Diddly a chance. He still wears a hat for his lost love.